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Night of Champions:
**** Title Match: Sheamus vs Kalisto(c) - **** Rules: Kalisto via Pin
New Day are Entering the Ring:
Big E: OHHHHH, CHICAGOOOO, DONT YOU DARE BE SOUAH, CLAP FOR YOUR WORLD FAMOUS 3 TIMES TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, AND FEEEEEL THA PAWAA
Xavier: Cut the music, cut the music. Hello Chicago! Today I'm feeling great. You wanna know why?
Kofi: Why?
Xavier: Because today's Francesca's birthday!
Sandow: And I have something for her. I know you said don't bring anything, but I wanted to thank you guys and Francesca on this special day for letting me join you guys.
Xavier: Oh come on Dame, you didn't have to.
Sandow: No, no, no, I did.
Big E: So what did you get her?
Sandow: I got Francesca a BRAND NEW MOUTHPIECE!
Kofi: Is that, is that decorated with unicorns?
Sandow: Yes, made them myself.
Xavier: You are the best. Come on Francesca, let's try these. *Kenta X come out*
Benjamin: I'm sorry to interrupt, uhhh, whatever this is, but I'm tired of watching you blowing with a new mouthpiece, we have a match, so let's get on to it.
Tag Team Title Match: Kenta X vs New Day(c) - Tables Match: New Day (Big E slams Shelton through a table)
Backstage, Sasha is being interviewed:
Reporter: So Sasha, you are now going to try and defend your title in a triple threat match! How does it feel, knowing the odds are against you?
Sasha: First of all, let me correct you, I'm not "trying" to defend my title, I will defend my title. Back to the point, Natalya somehow got a way to enter this title match, but that's even better.
Reporter: Why do you think that?
Sasha: Because, it gives me a chance to beat her not only with my bare hands, but also with any weapon that hides under the ring. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a title to retain.
Women's Title Match: Natalya vs Charlotte vs Sasha Banks(c) - Triple Threat
Sasha Banks via submission on Charlotte
Commercial Break
After the break, Teddy Long is in the Ring:
Hello again, Chicago, are you enjoying NOC? *cheers* Great, because as I stated last Smackdown, we are going to be crowning a new champion and a new title - the Light Heavyweight Championship! We will now have a 6 men, over the top rope battle royal to crown the new champion.
Light Heavyweight Title Match: Suicide vs Blade vs Sami Zayn vs Shinsuke Nakamura vs Dolph Ziggler vs Damien Sandow - Over the Top Rope Battle Royal: Winner Sami Zyan (Ziggler eliminated last), Nakaumra, Sandow, Suicide, Blade was eliminated first)
Triple H and Jake Carter are in the Ring:
Carter: People of Chicago, how are you doing? Actually, don't answer that, you're quite clearly doing bad, you live in Chicago. *Boos*
HHH: Oh, you offended them Jake. But who cares?
Carter: Anyways, This is Night of Champions, and I'm a champion.
HHH: Yes?
Carter: Where's my match? I want to hit someone in the face.
HHH: Well considering we injured the #1 contender, you have a problem.
Carter: So who's going to challenge me? I want to hit someone in his face now. Is that too much to as-
"Look in my eyes, what do you see?" *Crowed loses their freakin minds as their hometown hero comes out, CM Punk chants commence, Triple H and Carter are shocked*
Carter: So you came back, didn't you? Coward.
Punk: You're new, what is your name son?
Carter: Well I think you know my name, Phil.
Punk: JAKE, how could I forget? Hunter, how come you never told me about him? Oh you didn't call me right.
HHH: What do you want, the title?
Punk: Well, considering you two talked about the need of a challenger, I'm here to promote my new show - **** Sherlock, it's about a guy named No **** Sherlock, he solves crimes.
HHH: You will have a title shot over my dead bod-
Carter: Wait. You want a title shot, I want to kick someone's teeth out. We can have a deal.
Punk: Okay, you could kick my teeth out, and after that I'll make you my little, skanky, stupid ****.
Carter: I though AJ took that part already.
Punk: You **** ****. You want it to be personal? Lets make it personal.
World Title Match: CM Punk vs Jake Carter(c): The match starts with a big staredown and CM Punk chants in the background, then the two start changing blows for a few minutes, unable to catch momentum untill Carter hits a Neck-Cracker (Choke Suplex), but puts Punk down only for a 1 count. Carter then sets for the One Hit Wonder (Fireman's Carry Overhead Kick) but Punk reverses it into big suplex, giving him enough time to go to the top rope and hit a Savage Elbow Drop into the pin, but Carter kicks out at 1. Punk looks to hit the GTS but now Carter reverses it and hits the 1 Hit Wonder! Goes for the Pin, 1,2,3-NO, PUNK KICKED OUT! Punk kicked out of the vicious move somehow, and he now looks on fire, he hits his signature sequence of moves ending with a neckbreaker, goes for another Elbow Drop, then the GTS, 1,2,3! AND PUNK IS THE CHAMPION! In his hometown of Chicago! What a match!
After the match we see the Uncorrupted Alliance entering the ring, and everyone knows what's going on - CM Punk is the leader of the Uncorrupted Alliance, he is the "New Smackdown". The 5 men beat Carter untill he's out, and he is carried out on a stretcher. Night of Champions ends with a huge ovation for Punk.